In fmf fuck your brother, you get on his dick first!

Yeah, blackmail. I just really wanted to fuck my sister. 🤷🏻‍♂️

To learn English, I show my boobs - that's the method 💁‍♀

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

Eva Elfie got bored and conjured up a hard cock for Halloween

Are you sure that's okay? Cause it's like I'm cheating for a guy

Me and the negro were satisfying the Asian girl, she wanted to be fucked by two men

She broke down, but now she's even willing to fuck outside of Hogwarts 🪄

Understand, I don't show my breasts! Uh, for money, yes, even fucking

I went to a psychologist, now I can jerk off - that's psychotherapy

I'd rather fuck than lose my bonus, and you'll feel better after sex

Get your hands off my naked ass! I'm not stuck here for you

Those secretaries on your payroll, asking you to fuck them for a bonus 🔥

You don't want me to cheat? Wank your legs off and meet me like this

Wait, don't. Are you so horny you want to fuck your brother?

She'd let me touch her tits for free, but she'd let me cum inside for a donation

Don't be shy, show me your tits! And I'll fuck you to multisquirt 💦

The nurse took off her panties and sat on the cock - yes, yes, that's the kind of treatment you get

Did you know that masturbation is more pleasurable with a cock in your mouth - suck it?

That's the power of blackmail 💪 I promised her I wouldn't say anything, and she gave it to me

Awesome summer collab🔥 They're already naked, let's cum right now

I picked out an Altoids and didn't get confused, I fucked with it a lot

Don't be impertinent, or you'll get sperm all over your skirt (and I did!)

"with a condom is safe," he urged. I did, but the condom broke