Did it fly, or was it a fuck-up? You sure didn't see that coming

I showed my boss my language skills, I'll give him some more doggystyle, and I've got the job!

Took an 18-year-old college girl to the mat, but ended up with a creampie

I fucked her in the kitchen in the anus, or she complains that I don't help

Wow, you shouldn't be cleaning in that uniform, you should be sitting on my dick

Chief, I'll show you what I can do and let you give me a raise

Ouch, where do you put your dick in the maid? You don't want to give me a bonus?

Do you want to be a secretary? Does semen look good on your face?

You want a promotion, suck a dick! And if you don't, fuck you

Neighbor, don't be surprised I fucked you - I'm just ovulating

Honey, I'm going on a job interview! Get ready to come in panty-less and cum-covered

Stop fucking with the cleaning staff!!!

A student wanted to pass his grades, but the teacher is only interested in his penis

It was about time I called my husband for an hour, because I need an orgasm

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

I broke up with a girlfriend, no big deal, now my sister gives me blowjobs

Called a guy to celebrate Christmas, and he fucked and left right away

Study's clearly gone to shit, sister - nice legs spread, hold a creampie

Oops, the Snow Maiden got the wrong address... but the dick is big, so she stayed

"Fuck me and cum on my tits!" - my dick got hard 😳

Here's how witches actually remove spoilage from men

You haven't had a drink yet, and you're already giving it to me! Now that's what I call meri christmas

Friend girl plays with her dick on Halloween — creepy, but so enjoyable!

This is what happens when your maid is the Shinaryen