I wanted to fuck and you fucked my ass. I'm coming, keep going

Student, come to the blackboard, I'm going to teach male masturbation

She pulled down her panties and I fucked her in the ass - her ass was ready to go

Fuck is English for fuck, and to make sure you remember, I'm gonna stick my dick in you

Scramble me and I'll go - fuck faking it 🙄

A really good doctor! He knows his job, and he lets you fuck him

Don't judge me for having sex with my boss - I love getting bonuses 😍

The teacher in the toilet got a blowjob. Is that how he takes credit?

Fucked a sexologist, got his dick down her throat, that's how you work it out

She's cumming, and now she's waiting to see where the powerful stream of semen will go

I'll use my mouth to collect your sperm down to the gram, so you can get a spermogram 💦

I've got tits 🍒 Why fire me when you can fuck me too?

Nurse, you want a good review, get on your dick (blackmail succeeds😎)

1 hint from the chief and I'm doggystyle! And I'll jerk off with my legs if I have to 🫡

The therapist helped me, but HOW - she fucking fucked me

Fuck you, boss, you got it! (What did you think, everyone gets a bonus?)

Boy: ew, cunnilingus, I don't do that kind of thing. Man: 👅

I went to my professor's house, and he shoved it in my mouth and squirted it in my mouth, oops

Fuck me, but don't fire me! You hired me for my tits

With a nurse, I'm gonna get a juicy fuck

You can tell the teacher's ovulating 🫦 She's fucking instead of studying

Are you sure you're a plumber? Cause I see your pipes are leaking. 😏

What study, all I can think about is how to end up on the sly

Chief, I can't cum any more. Let's give me a bonus already