"Oh, what a big cock you have! Are you sure it will fit in my pussy?"

A student wanted to pass his grades, but the teacher is only interested in his penis

The colored-eyed elf can't get off the dick

Take the package, and fuck me - it's New Year's Eve, you can do anything 🎁

She would even grovel just to get a dick in her ass, not her fingers

That pixie charmed me and stole all my sperm

Did I tell you not to touch your own pussy? Now you won't be wearing pantyhose

This maid knows how to pump herself a quick pay raise

Didn't want to distract the maid from cleaning, but then I saw her pussy

Santa sent a cute little elfie instead of a present — even better!

So, did you come with the cleaning? Now suck my dick, I didn't cum

Open your mouth wider, I'll teach you how to fuck and suck

Showing her tits and sucking her dick is how she gets straight A's at the university

Bitch, I pay you money and you're fucking around, by the way, about the dick

Called a guy to celebrate Christmas, and he fucked and left right away

Lost in the "Squid Game" — sucked off a security guard to survive

Landlord, I cleaned the apartment, I can also polish my dick for an extra fee

The maids didn't have time to clean up, but managed to make up for it with a blowjob