Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

The nurse called me a cum, but then she undressed anyway

Fucking the boss is not cheating (I hope my beloved will believe that)

How do you concentrate at work when the secretary has a butt like that 🥵

I asked for a big dick and he came in me and left right away 🎅🏻

Get your ass in front of your teacher if you don't want to work with your head at 18

Don't cry, doggystyle, get up off your ass and take responsibility for the fucking repairs

See that dick? It's about to go full jingle bells in your ass

Easy to swallow the boss's long dick, just drooling

Professor, stop fucking with me and give me an A

Yeah, I give patients blowjobs! How did you think I got into med school?

Need a secretary with fucking and sucking skills? Oh, I'm a match 💯

Don't judge me for having sex with my boss - I love getting bonuses 😍

A female teacher without panties, and she won't give me any! That's where blackmail comes in handy

Okay, customer, I'll give it to you 🍆 But if you don't buy it, the police will turn you in 🤬

Fuck this one, suck that one. Yeah, I usually get lucky in threesomes

There's two of you, so you pay together. Fuck the realtor at mfm

You can't just pass an exam like that 🤔 🤔 friend girl said you have to give it to the teacher

I gave her cunnilingus and rimming and licked her to an anal orgasm - talent

Hire a maid and you don't need a wife! Always in need of fucking

Asked a friend to give her husband a massage, next thing you know, fmf and orgasm

Do you know where the Genshin Impact babe would stick that tentacle?

I'm fucking her in the ass and she's married. The flight attendant's a hot mess

I should fuck and cum you first, then hire you