Don't be impertinent, or you'll get sperm all over your skirt (and I did!)

I'm fucking her in the ass and she's married. The flight attendant's a hot mess

"with a condom is safe," he urged. I did, but the condom broke

You asked for a massage, what the fuck is a squirt and a creampie, sister? 😳

See that dick? It's about to go full jingle bells in your ass

I'll clean up later, and you take the tip and the creampie 🤑

The daughter asked her stepfather to shove his dick up her ass, and deep!

Professor, stop fucking with me and give me an A

I haven't had sex yet, but I had to give the professor a grade

See how it's flowing? That's because I want to have sex with you so badly

Eva Elfie got bored and conjured up a hard cock for Halloween

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

You can't just pass an exam like that 🤔 🤔 friend girl said you have to give it to the teacher

I got married to a great woman, guys! First thing in the morning, she's begging, "Fuck me, fuck me!"

Do you have a conscience? First you fucked me in three dicks and then you pissed on me

Fucking great tutor - I knew right away that I was learning through fucking

Don't cry, doggystyle, get up off your ass and take responsibility for the fucking repairs

You can tell the teacher's ovulating 🫦 She's fucking instead of studying

Plumber, you've got the right boner 🥹 Can I pay you with anal?

Don't judge me for having sex with my boss - I love getting bonuses 😍

You'll know how to masturbate in the hostel 🪄 10 points to Gryffindor

Would you have a creampie if I gave it to you? 😏 (Adams Family sex scene)

I'm not comfortable jerking off and talking on the phone. I'll cum and call you back

Didn't stop at mfm! Now double penetration watch 😱