How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

That pixie charmed me and stole all my sperm

Are you here to retake your exam? Come in, let me see what's under your skirt

Santa sent a cute little elfie instead of a present — even better!

What tip? You asked me to fuck you, so now you have to endure it

So, did you come with the cleaning? Now suck my dick, I didn't cum

What are you sitting around for? Put the phone down and take your dick in your mouth

The maids didn't have time to clean up, but managed to make up for it with a blowjob