Chief, one award isn't enough, you're giving me hair and face cum

There's no such thing as the perfect Halloween costume... Wow, already calling for dick

Do you have a conscience? First you fucked me in three dicks and then you pissed on me

Take your pants off, client, you're looking at stress! Only sex will help

All I have to do is ask my brother to fuck me to orgasm

She handcuffed me and fucked me. That's my stepmother's way of raising me

Fucking hell, I didn't get a visa out of line for nothing, look who the fuck I fucked

You have to teach your stepson everything, or he'll mix up the holes and put it in the wrong place

I bought a DBS and for good reason - a titty nurse took the cum out of his dick

I was given a psychologist and now I'm emotionally stable - I'll come again

Wait, don't. Are you so horny you want to fuck your brother?

Chief, I'm willing to give and cheat as long as I get my bonus on time

It's weird, but it's kind of a turn-on to fuck the maid and the wife kind of doesn't notice

Saw a half-naked girlfriend and couldn't resist. I fucked her and made her cum

Fuck you, boss, you got it! (What did you think, everyone gets a bonus?)

Fuck and cum on your face! Isn't that how you take home credits?

I showed my boss my language skills, I'll give him some more doggystyle, and I've got the job!

All I can think about is men. I gave it to my professor, too, and he came on my tits

The teacher in the toilet got a blowjob. Is that how he takes credit?

Fuck me at work and your wife at home, you'll always be satisfied

Yeah, blackmail. I just really wanted to fuck my sister. 🤷🏻‍♂️

You're not getting laid! We'll fix it, show me what's in your underpants 👀

Where's the money, Lebowski? Take your clothes off, you're gonna pay for it with your pussy

I don't cheat on my husband - I won't even show my breasts to my boss, only blow him