Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

Patient, I got the stone out of my penis, now I have to get the sperm out 😷

We're 19, and we're fucking in class under the "supervision" of the gym teacher 🙄

Oops, the maids fell asleep instead of cleaning - nothing, she'll work it off with her mouth

I let my friend fuck my wife, but on the condition that he only comes in my ass

"Did you cum in me?" - That's how you pass a grade at 19 (via creampie) 😳

Do you want to be a secretary? Does semen look good on your face?

Oops, the Snow Maiden got the wrong address... but the dick is big, so she stayed

I gave her a dildo and she gave me an anal creampie, I love it ❤️

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

My sister is speaking German, she needs to be gagged with her dick

Oh no, I got an erection disorder. Calling a nurse with a pee-pee will help

Wow, you shouldn't be cleaning in that uniform, you should be sitting on my dick

The owner punished me in the anus - that's it, now I'll always clean badly

She seduced him into a hard fuck, and he doesn't mind, his wife won't let her

Licked her anus, jerked her dick and got an orgasm — slutty nun

Patient, why are you lying around, at least fuck the nurse before you are discharged?

I came to my brother for help, and I left with a creampie — he helped as much as he could

Yes, yes, there's trash under the table, so you bend the back and you'll see

Give me your dick, cum in my mouth and you'll relax

Patient, you say you're dreaming about hard sex? I don't take your word for it, show me

Honey, you should have told me right away that you were going to give me anime porn on the trip

Fucked the maid in the throat and in the ass — that way she won't get in

I got spanked and had an orgasm — but I passed the interview