I'll fuck my friend and get knocked up, so I can get back at my strict father

I checked the ticket, now I'll give you a blowjob and we can fuck on a train

Professor, stop fucking with me and give me an A

Fucking expensive apartment - can I pay with my throat and cunt?

We've all seen Barbie's sex, now let's watch Ken get fucked

I want Barbie everywhere - on my dick and on my face (and for both to cum!)

That's so gross! There's cum all over her face, and she's walking down the street and she's not embarrassed

Look at your pussy, or better yet, lick it, or better yet, orgasm

- What's up your ass, maids? - So you're the one who's fucked it up! 😱

She fucked up! I wanted to shut her up, so I shut her up. With my dick, so what?

I'm a hotel receptionist, I solve all problems with my pussy

Stick your dick in your ass, I'll give you a grade

Showing her tits and waiting for my reaction-- what a psychology test

The nurse asked me to fuck her in the mouth, but I gave it to her - it's more effective

I don't give at work, but for money, yes, I'll get into any position

Get your ass in front of your teacher if you don't want to work with your head at 18

She would even grovel just to get a dick in her ass, not her fingers

I went to a psychologist, now I can jerk off - that's psychotherapy

She broke down, but now she's even willing to fuck outside of Hogwarts 🪄

Sister, bend down and I'll show you what I need condoms for

So Lois Griffin made Peter a cooch! And this one turned out to be a whore

Fuck me, and I'll use my legs to pump my dick that way, I'll get more pleasure out of it

Don't be impertinent, or you'll get sperm all over your skirt (and I did!)

I masturbated in front of the professor - a little embarrassing, but the grade