Hey, I agreed to get laid in the car, but where are you going without a condom?

If you hitchhike, be prepared to give yourself to the drivers

Public sex? She's okay with it. We fuck in the car, we're cool

Why did you take your clothes off in my car? Oh, to fuck? All right, then

Wait, who's going to pay? - So I took a ride, but on my dick

Why waste time getting to know each other, why don't we go straight to the penis? (full version)

If you have a date in the woods, jump on your dick, don't fuck around

Public sex - she gave a blowjob and spread her legs. Risky!

I took it in my mouth for the trip, but I won't let you cum inside (oops, I did)

She started jerking me off while I was walking! It's dangerous, I'll stop and fuck you

Want to ride in someone else's car? Sure, but sex first

Bitch stole my bike, only forgive for a tee time with my girlfriend

The cab driver doesn't look back, so you can fuck behind his back

Stick your dick in. I don't have any money, but I'd like to go for a ride

I'm driving and she's sucking me off 😳 I'm gonna fuck her, she's horny

I hinted that I don't do free rides, and oh, she's already taking her panties off

"Guys, are we just going to keep going in silence? Look, we're not wearing panties."

She offered to have sex with me and I didn't mind, I fucked her right on the hood

My car isn't broken, I just need to get laid

We didn't make it home — we stopped at the side of the road for some quick sex

I don't wear panties on purpose, it's how I look for fucks and cheat on my husband

When you don't have a girlfriend, you can spend money on whores

Yeah, I gave it to the first guy I met. You gotta pay for the trip somehow

Lesson 1: In an unclear situation, suck it. Give a blowjob and no problem