I totally pissed her off — I neutralized the bitch by fucking her in the car

The Instagram hottie doesn't give on the first date. Oh, but she does

Late for her date again, but the bitch is fucking sorry

Call me what you want, but I gave it to the first man I met in my pussy

Do you do porn? Let me give you a ride... on my dick

My car isn't broken, I just need to get laid

Any stranger girl would agree to stand up doggystyle... for money, of course

Such a wet babe shouldn't cum alone in the car — I'll help

Fuck, I'll fuck you for money — I'll take off my condom and cum the fuck off

My mother taught me to thank for help with money... or my crotch

To hell with romance — better take a picture of my pussy getting fucked

The Uber cab driver wouldn't let me squirt on the seat. Can I squirt on my dick?

Wife, what the hell? I bring you to the mall and you're in the car jerking off

She saw a stranger jerking off and immediately decided to help the man

You'll make it to college, you'd better fuck your stepmother before she minds

Suck my dick for the ride and swallow my sperm, then I'll give you a ride home

I don't care about people, as long as it's warm and you can fuck on the ground

Here's what to get a girl to make the date end in anal

"Guys, are we just going to keep going in silence? Look, we're not wearing panties."

You can pay for the trip not with money, but with your body. It's even better

Spent a year in the army and is willing to pay to touch boobs

The cab driver gave the slutty Snow Maiden a ride and got his gift, too

"No cash? Let's do it the old-fashioned way" — sucks the cab driver for the trip

Hands Bazooki doesn't make time for whores, he fucks them on the road