Oh, it's so cold in here, can't we think of a way to get warm?

My dick didn't fit in the condom, but you can fuck me like this. Fuck me, bro

She showed her tits and then he came in her, and that's how he became a dad

I've masturbated, that's half done, you just have to fuck me

Anal is a favorite form of contraception. Put it in your ass, it won't get in

Why did you take your dick out of your ass? You should have come inside already 💦

Are you done yet? No, that wasn't our agreement, put it back in

And danced and stood up doggystyle — that's the kind of innuendo about sex I understand

When I'm drunk, I need something to occupy my mouth, you know?

I won't cum in my mouth until I've fucked myself, so spread your legs some more

Get high on your dick while I let you — as soon as you get bored, I'll pour sperm in your mouth

I'll jerk my dick off and suck it gently — I hope there's plenty of sperm

No, honey, you're not going to work dressed like that — only to fuck off

I asked a non-Russian maid for coffee... and this is what came out of it

Took a creampie to masturbate and cum with cum inside

Beautifully fucked his shapely girl and cums on her juicy ass

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

I gave you presents on New Year's Eve, but on Christmas I'll only fuck you