It's simple! If you don't want to learn, suck a dick and get ready to sit on it

Fucking the boss is not cheating (I hope my beloved will believe that)

Where's the money, Lebowski? Take your clothes off, you're gonna pay for it with your pussy

What's school, Dad? You better fuck me and let me go out at last

I didn't steal it, it was slipped to me! You want to slip me a dick?

Got a girlfriend and still fucking my sister - she's a fire, I can't resist 🔥

Took off the handkerchief and put it on my dick, that was fucking daring....

Wife, believe me, it's not cheating! Just checking the maid for whoring

What the fuck, bro, you want me to suck your dick? No, come on, it's not my first time

I've behaved badly all year, but I'm a brother, I'll give you a creampie, I'll forgive everything

So I showed you my tits, bro, and then what, you're gonna fuck me?

I'll fuck my friend and get knocked up, so I can get back at my strict father

- You're hard on me. - And you thought fucking for a promotion was easy?

I was waiting for a friend and his wife came in - okay, I'll fuck her 😏

Fucking three times a month and rent's cheap? I agree, fuck

How do you get a delivery guy to have sex with you? Blackmail, and voila, you're on his dick

Student, I'll give you an "A" if you get your dick out

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

I showed my brother my tits and I'll show you my pussy! He told me he jerked off to me

You ruined your brother's date, but you didn't leave him without sex

Mom, let me fuck you at home, why cheat on Dad somewhere?

Come on, don't fucking break, or I'll tell my dad about your porn sites

You don't have to blackmail me, I suck on and off, give me your dick

Blackmailing my friend's pregnant wife for sex, but she's already a whore!