With boobs like that, she can do anything! She turns me on right away 😍

Put on a condom just like my dad taught me, except my stepmom has my end in her 😳

Okay, customer, I'll give it to you 🍆 But if you don't buy it, the police will turn you in 🤬

What did you slip me, bitch? I have a wife, don't fuck me

My sister came home drunk — I'll fuck her, she won't remember anyway