Fuck me like Judy Hopes — haven't you seen Zveropolis?

Honey, let me go to a rock concert. I won't be sucking on anyone's dick like that

First I'll prepare myself with my finger, and then I'll stick two toys at once

That's her shaking with orgasm — shivering all over her body 😮

That's the wrong hole! - What do you mean, wrong hole? It's narrow, just right for my dick

I'd rather have a shrink anal on my dick than this therapy of yours

Are we just gonna keep jerking each other off? Get on my dick

Olds remember? That's Leela from Futurama with her tentacles

Dude, you gotta understand, so we don't fight, just fuck me good

A woman is happy when her husband licks her to THAT orgasm

Pick a secretary like me, you'll get a blowjob and a fuck in the morning

So that's how she lost her virginity - she lost it to her friend 😏

Why not just cum in her ass so she won't get knocked up?

He heard moans from the tent and found an excited stranger there

Showing her cum in her ass because she doesn't know I haven't fucked her yet

We've already filmed it at home. Let's do it again, but without the creampie

Where'd you get all that sperm from? You've completely filled your tits again

Are those the ex-girlfriend's panties? How so? I'm gonna put them on, and you're gonna come

I woke her up and she didn't even ask why, she was ready to get on my dick

Are we sure we're still playing chess? I think I'm gonna pee on her

I'm sorry, honey, I'm not in the mood for foreplay right now

What are you, silly? Do I have to "cook" with tits like these?

Are you done yet? That wasn't our agreement! Put it back in and fuck some more

Usually you have to beg for anal, but this one came and sat on her ass herself