I'm not a dishwasher, get your dick ready! (kneeling right in the toilet)

They're arguing over my dick! I'm gonna fuck them both right now

Chief, don't fire me, please. I can work with my head and swallow cum

You've got a bigger dick than your father! I'm the one with the erection, aren't I?

I didn't realize who took a dump on my daughter, only her stepdad was sleeping next to her

You got a really big dick. I don't give a fuck brother, I'll sleep with you

I could have fucked her for two more hours, but I came on her face, for fuck's sake

If he fucks me, I'll wiggle my ass and I don't have to pay rent 😌

That's how I envision sex with a gymnast - she's in a twine, I'm inserting

They've crammed in what can't be crammed in, so I suggested anal, because pussy can't hold a dick

Sex with her is a 10 out of 10! It's so easy to bring her to convulsive orgasms

I bought new pantyhose and I'm going to my dad - why, I'll jerk him off with my legs 👀

He fucked the maid instead of paying her - why, she's an attendant

Girls, don't argue! I've got one cock for your three asses - I'll fuck every one of them

Cum in her mouth, but she couldn't get enough, she sat on his dick to get the cum inside

Wait for your friend on my cock-- we have an hour to cheat

Yes, it's nice to fuck her - you can see for yourself how beautiful she is

The guy couldn't even fuck me, but my brother gave me a squirt flood 💦

I fuck one or the other with my dick - why, I've hired two secretaries and I'm getting high

My ex is using me to fuck her to orgasm - the nerve!

You want the toughest and deepest massage? Don't say another word, take off your clothes

Look, I'm the only one who can do that. I fuck one and lick the other between the legs

So what if I'm sticking my dick in you, we're having a regular massage session

You're the one who hasn't fucked in a while? What are you waiting for? Fuck me and cum on my face