I'm all fucked up before I get to bed again

Called a maid outside of work hours to take her time

So that's why there are holes in country toilets — to stick dicks in them

Fucked up is a fucked up — the ex-girlfriend sat on her dick again from the fuck up

I live with my parents, so I fuck strangers right in the toilet cafe

She didn't want to suck it, then she sat on the dick with her anus — those sisters

Well done to me — I helped a stranger close the protein window after the workout

The hitchhiker both sucks and fucks — I almost missed my station

My sister seduced me into having sex, and now I go to fuck her every day

I didn't know that a friend would split the check, so I gave it to the toilet

Professor, you can fuck me with your hand in the toilet, as long as you give me an "A"

I fuck the bitch in and out of her pussy, and we don't even know each other

Do you like to suck a big cock? Love to get cum right down your throat, too

Honey, fuck me gently first, then I'll suck you deep, I promise

Mom, why do you need to look for fuckers when your son's dick is bigger anyway?

With my parents, of course, it's fun, but I'd rather masturbate in the toilet

The whore is in her repertoire — no pants on, in the toilet fucked

Just getting ready to do the laundry, and the guy's already got his dick out

Now we have to wait six months for spring to fuck her in public like this

Are you going out? Go take a shower or I'll get sperm all over your hair

So that's why you can't get into the bathroom on an airplane!

She drank a stronger cocktail to make it easier to pay for it

Met a tipsy babe in a bar and immediately punked her

So my daughter won't get dumped by her boyfriend, I'll teach her how to fuck so he'll freak the fuck out