My dick is black and so big it made me squirt

Son, get the fuck out of the bathroom, I'm not sucking your dick here (erroneous)

Why are you embarrassed? Everyone's getting laid in the office, get your dick out

She would have given me in the elevator, but I don't take my bagpipes out in public

You want to blend in, get your dick out, it's all through your mouth

Mom, it's uncomfortable to fuck in the washing machine... I'll get you, so let's fuck

If you get caught fucking in a public toilet, that's okay, we'll fuck you in another one

Thought mom was just going to suck it again, but she showed me how to pee 😯

I took her to a restaurant and she decided to fuck with me! I mean, fuck me

What did she do that the guy humiliates her so much and kicks her?

A first date without sex? No, let's at least go suck a dick in the toilet

So that's why there are holes in country toilets — to stick dicks in them

Fucked up is a fucked up — the ex-girlfriend sat on her dick again from the fuck up

I live with my parents, so I fuck strangers right in the toilet cafe

She didn't want to suck it, then she sat on the dick with her anus — those sisters

My sister seduced me into having sex, and now I go to fuck her every day

I didn't know that a friend would split the check, so I gave it to the toilet

I fuck the bitch in and out of her pussy, and we don't even know each other

Do you like to suck a big cock? Love to get cum right down your throat, too

Mom, why do you need to look for fuckers when your son's dick is bigger anyway?

So my daughter won't get dumped by her boyfriend, I'll teach her how to fuck so he'll freak the fuck out

I don't like to stay in debt — I'd rather just suck my dick for dinner at the cafe

Sweetheart, I need a penis right away. Be quiet, or my friends will hear

This bartender is not picky — whoever stays at the bar sucks it