She turned me on and sucked me so gently - she left me no choice, I'll cum on my face

I didn't let you fuck me in real life, you decided to fuck me in my sleep 😱 What a twist!

Save the condoms for the girls - Mama only needs a creampie

How do you trick a friend into having sex? Oh, I'll touch his dick and see if he gets it

I support my beloved, it's not every day she gets fucked with a huge cock

Well, how am I going to get pregnant if all my sperm is on my butt? I tried so hard

What kind of fine? Better fuck me on the road, let everyone see

See how tight it is? That's because you only fuck me in the anus

Now you're in trouble - until you fuck them both in the fmf, you can't leave

Wow, son, you've grown up! It's been a long time since I've had anal

I dreamt that you fucked me. What are you looking at, put it in

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

Brother, don't come on my underwear, I have a date now

Honey, that's the game - whoever loses, sucks a dick. Get on with it!

Yeah, I came on my face, so what? It was a shame to get sperm on your underwear

I fucked a black woman! How did that happen? A girl just wouldn't let me...

Patient, I got the stone out of my penis, now I have to get the sperm out 😷

Gentle sex, a little roughness and you can cum in your mouth, she won't say no

Two daughters and both sluts - fuck the redhead tonight, behaved well

What a guy, Dad. As long as you're fucking me like this, I'm not going out at all

I blackmailed her and she's already going after my dick herself

I fucked the delivery guy for fun, but how did I know he was married!

That's a rough mouth-fuck you got there, man. I'd rather bounce on my dick

The Asian girl asked me to put it in her mouth, but I put it in her ass so she could cum anally