Some people go to the woods for mushrooms, we go for sex away from everyone

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

If you want a discount, you have to fuck me to orgasm first. There's no other way

There's no money, there's a mouth and a pussy, you can fuck me if you want, but don't drive me out of the crib

- Would you like to suck my dick? - I'll suck your dick and I'll trick you into having sex, bro