There's no money, there's a mouth and a pussy, you can fuck me if you want, but don't drive me out of the crib

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

- Would you like to suck my dick? - I'll suck your dick and I'll trick you into having sex, bro

The chiromancer didn't see shit, but satisfied the virgin client

The masseur also brought me to a squirt! I'll make an appointment for a second session right away