Go ahead, fuck my girlfriend and I'll hold her hand, I'm a co-cult

Hmm, how can I help you? Oh, let me stick my dick in while we wait for the master?

Sister, for a guy would love lingerie, even I'm willing to stick it in your ass

Wait for the sperm to flow out, and then you can go to school

No, honey, I'm not going on a date - I've already been fucked by a friend tonight

She gave it to the first man she met, so what? At least she got home for free

So you're my sister, so what? I fucked my ass for five months, didn't I?

People are shocked, and I'm amazed myself — a blowjob on a scooter is not for wimps

Don't get bored on the plane — put your hand down your panties and cum in public