I'll offer money, I'll blackmail you, and your friend girl, and you'll give me

Showing her tits and waiting for my reaction-- what a psychology test

I went to a psychologist, now I can jerk off - that's psychotherapy

Look at your pussy, or better yet, lick it, or better yet, orgasm

Open your mouth — not for a cock, but for a gag, because you're yelling loudly

Squirted in locker room and went for a walk in the mall with a stunner on her face

Here's your sperm, share it with each other, you're best friends

A cabbie took me for a ride on his dick. Now I got cum on my face and I'm on foot