I'll offer money, I'll blackmail you, and your friend girl, and you'll give me

I went to a psychologist, now I can jerk off - that's psychotherapy

Showing her tits and waiting for my reaction-- what a psychology test

Open your mouth — not for a cock, but for a gag, because you're yelling loudly

She fucked up! I wanted to shut her up, so I shut her up. With my dick, so what?