I'll offer money, I'll blackmail you, and your friend girl, and you'll give me

A cabbie took me for a ride on his dick. Now I got cum on my face and I'm on foot

Busted our friends for sex, so we fuck together, now we're swingers

Showing her tits and waiting for my reaction-- what a psychology test

I went to a psychologist, now I can jerk off - that's psychotherapy

Squirted in locker room and went for a walk in the mall with a stunner on her face

Give me that ass — I'll lick it and see where the squirt comes from

The secret of squirt — stimulation through the anus (with a penis and then with a finger)

Here's your sperm, share it with each other, you're best friends