Father and son want to know whose dick is bigger, not to do puzzles

Her orgasms make her pretty legs curl, that's the kind of ballet we go to

No parents, but my brother's home: "Come here, you owe me cunnilingus and orgasm!"

I shared my boyfriend with my daughter, now I'll share my sperm in her mouth

Friend girl, you say your brother has a great dick? Go ahead, prove it

What, sister, you saw a dick and now you're not laughing? Suck it

So my daughter won't get dumped by her boyfriend, I'll teach her how to fuck so he'll freak the fuck out

I licked the boss, in case she gives me a bonus, I'll spend it on a girl ❤️

It's a good thing I'm not a sibling. I can fuck my girlfriend and sister in peace