What the fuck, bro, you want me to suck your dick? No, come on, it's not my first time

It's February 14, so all the lovers are fucking as a foursome!

Brother, I bet I jerk off better than your ex-girlfriend — I'll prove it

Ha, look what I filmed! Here's your girlfriend taking a shower for a long time because of this

Are you going out? Go take a shower or I'll get sperm all over your hair