Girls, let's take turns — I have one penis and you have two pussies

You come across such an ass in the woods — well, you have to take everything out of life

The hardest thing about fmf is choosing which pussy to fuck first

One friend gets a dick, the other a vibrator. It's not like I can tear myself apart

I'm pounding her like a beast and she's screaming and asking for more — domestic sex

Don't listen to your friends, sweetheart, only wimps get hurt in the anus