One friend gets a dick, the other a vibrator. It's not like I can tear myself apart

Girls, let's take turns — I have one penis and you have two pussies

Don't listen to your friends, sweetheart, only wimps get hurt in the anus

The hardest thing about fmf is choosing which pussy to fuck first

You come across such an ass in the woods — well, you have to take everything out of life

I'm pounding her like a beast and she's screaming and asking for more — domestic sex