Bro, fuck your presents, you want to fuck me, just say so

Come on, bitch, you want free food, get up for a delivery boy

What did I do? I cheated on my fiancée and filled my girlfriend's tits with semen 😱

We know each other, but not intimately, so the semen isn't inside, it's on my tits

You've got your tits on display, aren't you?

I fuck her and then I fuck her 😏 I'll teach her sex positions instead of yoga

You ruined my date, bro! Now where do I get my dick?

I assure my wife I'm not cheating, and friend girl's waiting for me to cum

The deal was a blowjob, but you can fuck your brother too, why not?

I ran out of milk and the kids needed something to feed them, so I gave it to my boss

I'll cum in my mouth and you swallow - life when I bought bitcoin at 15k

Called a maid outside of work hours to take her time

Seduced my brother twice - he both fucked me and writes an essay for me

Either you give a blowjob or get out of the apartment. Make your choice quickly

You'll feel better when you come. Trust me, I've helped all my friends with my pussy

What do you mean, you can't pay the plumber? Look at those tits

Don't know how to make his girlfriend feel good? I'll teach you

You don't want to suck your brother's dick? Then I'll tell my mom everything I know