Hey, are you crazy? I'm not giving you my laptop! Oh, I'll give it to you for the creampie

Don't tease — you showed me your tits, now take off your panties

Sweetie, if you want more sperm, don't forget to lick your balls

Oops, she's sucking my dick in the woods, and there's a left-handed man watching us

Ignoring your boner? I'm going to cum, don't choke on it