I went in for a massage and she gave me a blowjob! What am I gonna tell my wife now?

I didn't mean to be rude, I just wondered if the dick would go down your throat

She gave me cum inside and rimmed me. Okay, I'm not giving up my cheating mom

Who hired her? At least she sucks for fuck-ups (cums face)

Honey, I won't give you a pussy tonight, but I guarantee a fucking blowjob

Honey, is it possible to take the temperature with a vagina? Okay, come on

For 150k to take a cock in your mouth in one piece? Good toastmaster, and the contests are awesome

Sasha Grey found a sequel in her! (unreal deep-throat blowjob)

Are you sure I'm your first, bro? You lick like a pro, now put it in

How is that possible? cums and a boner again — three times in a row

Sucking such a big hard cock is a pleasure

You masturbate, you masturbate, but you can't see your boobs — take off your bra, be a good girl

Gotcha! I'm gonna prove to you that a real dick in your ass is nicer

It could have been you and me, but you're embarrassed to swallow cum

Sweetheart, I need a penis right away. Be quiet, or my friends will hear

Quiet, or your boyfriend will come in and find out he's a cuckold

Yeah, I can afford two at once, one sucking and one giving

Give me a squirt and you can do whatever you want: fuck me in the mouth or in the pussy

Sweetie, show me how you get straight A's at your school

Fuck me in the mouth and cum on my face — it will definitely relax you

Bro, I'm shocked myself, I fucked your friend and you haven't yet

Wait, what the fuck! I wanted to blow a stranger, not my son

Okay, I'll buy the $300 piece of shit, but don't forget the blowjob as a gift

We had an agreement on mfm, and you brought a friend, so we're swingers?