Guys, there's a sign that if you stick your dick in semen in here, it's for alimony

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

Roughly fucked, but immediately put 5 - this professor is not principled

Bro, I'm shocked myself, I fucked your friend and you haven't yet

When is a chick on the veranda oo es? You guys need sex now 😱

I didn't expect this from my fiancée, she fucked my friend and sent me a video

Look to your right! There's a friend's dick in your lover's anus

Don't hide your pussy from me, or everyone will see your cheating video

I'll count to five and you'll come, I promise! I'll teach you how to jerk off too

I get the cock, she gets the tits and the creampie 🎁 It's the deal of the century, I reckon

Are you sleeping? Well, well, I'm about to stick my dick in your ass and you won't be able to sleep

She drank wine and went to see her ex, and she missed him, and her pussy flowed

She doesn't know it yet, but in a second sperm will come out of her pussy

Stop hitting on me, better let me give you a blowjob - but not a word to mom 🤫

I rented an apartment and the landlady had such an ass - I took her off too 🍑

You came into my room, come into my room, I called you to fuck me

Blowjob simulator — just pretend it's your dick

I wanted to sue my lover for cheating, and she fucked me, too

In fact, go fuck your girlfriends, give your mother a break at least

Didn't find a live cucumber with the power of the earth, but found a blonde to fuck

I'm a realtor, so I do what I can - usually on my client's dick 😋

I want to cum with you at the same time. Cum in me, it'll be fucking great

I rub up against a stranger in the elevator, she'll either fuck me or suck me off 🫣

Fucked her to orgasm and cummed 2 times himself - fucked up prediction 💦