The guy won't fuck me in the ass, and the neighbor is shy, so I'm stuck

Waitress gives blowjobs — Starbucks attracts new customers

I could have had an iPhone, but someone lost and will now suck

Come to the dark side — we have pretty balls licking and jerking off

Honey, don't stop, lick more, because I haven't cum yet

Are you going out? Go take a shower or I'll get sperm all over your hair

Too experienced — you have to fuck her with a condom

She's only 19 and she's already learned how to get sperm so fast