You're so dirty, I'll fuck you till you're done

Don't break like my vibrator, take off your pants — I want my dick

Hey, you didn't come inside! Fuck me again until you pour your sperm in me

Oh, the penis is in the girlfriend and the semen is in the girlfriend's penis. One time won't do anything, will it?

Plumber, you're here! My pipes are clogged, waiting to be fucked with

We love sex so much that even in the heat we can't keep our hands off each other

The chiromancer didn't see shit, but satisfied the virgin client

I take you to the movies and you suck my dick — Okay, I agree!

Neighbor, I was just waiting for you! I hope you'll fuck me with a creampie

It was a deal: lose, lick 😈 And he didn't even try to win

Honey, I want all your friends to fuck me. When do we start?

Yeah, I fuck rough, but don't scream like you're being fucked by a whole fucking crowd

It seems like a home video, but they fuck like in a real porno

I tried, I fucked the realtor from the bottom of my heart, and she didn't even give me a discount

Sweetie, you forgot about the eggs — take them in your hand and kick them

Jerk off to a sleeping woman, she'll sit on your dick when she wakes up (but that's not certain)

Lied to her boyfriend about spending the night at her friend's house while she was out partying

You fuck me and I'll suck a dildo. Imagine me sucking your friend

Did you say you missed me? So prove it by opening your mouth and sucking your dick

Come in, don't be afraid, I've had cock like that in my vagina

My mouth is full of dick, but I'm decent - a guy calls, I pick up the phone

The guy's not home, I'm horny, my friend has a boner, the cards have been dealt, I'm fucking

Are you watching porn again? Better fuck, I'm sick of cumming from toys

I forgot about my lover in the closet and I'm jerking off... Come out, I need my dick!