If you're thinking of getting a girlfriend, let me remind you what you're giving up

Put your dick in me and don't take it out until you come, okay?

Creampie?! Whatever, I'll give birth to the landlord and I won't have to pay rent

Oh, you accidentally chose anal, so you're gonna fuck me in the ass?

Squirted for the first time — now they'll definitely call me on a second date

I've had my orgasm, I've done my job, now I'm gonna fuck you harder with a gag in my mouth

Honey, get it out in time - oh, sorry, you already have a creampie in you

I got it out before I had a camshot! Then he changed his mind, put it in, and daddy went--

The H&M consultant not only helped with the size, but also stood up

Oh, well, if you have such a hard-on — give it here, I'm a doctor, I'll help!

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

I stuck it in her while she was on her phone and fucked the fuck out of her

I want to suck him, but he won't call me home. I'll distract him with my tits and take him in my mouth

I didn't let you fuck me in real life, you decided to fuck me in my sleep 😱 What a twist!

I spanked you and fucked you in the throat, and if you dress like that again, you're fucked

You came into my room, come into my room, I called you to fuck me

Hooked up his sister in front of a webcam for a porno broadcast and fucked her

You shouldn't have said you liked anal — now give me your ass

Stranger girl, come swim with me, or at least put your balls in your mouth

It's like she's off the chain! I've been unleashing her and she's choking on her dick

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot

I wanted to stay with him until we were married. But he's so fuckable, how can I not?

My wife has no idea that I'm fucking our neighbor right in the entryway

I came and I was waiting for the creampie, and he took it and cum all over my face