What would happen if I hit on a friend's mom? Oh, I'm fucking her already 🫣

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

Fucking three times a month and rent's cheap? I agree, fuck

Honey, don't let me down! I have a hard-on, I haven't had one in a year, get undressed

Anal captured 🤌 You're not going anywhere until you take my dick in your ass

A friendly hookup-- why not? Fuck me, but first a blowjob

Need to cum in your mouth immediately - wife is perfect for that 😁

Paid the courier with her body and let him cum inside her

It's a good thing I'm not a sibling. I can fuck my girlfriend and sister in peace

You got an orgasm all over you, how could I not cum inside you?

I'm not some motherfucker who fucks his stepdaughter

My husband didn't come home 👀 Well, it's his own fault, someone else is going to jump me

I know all about you, sister - give me the silent treatment or you're fucked

I didn't get stuck in the washing machine! But a friend took me from behind without asking

My husband has a small penis, so from time to time I call an electrician

You have to teach your stepson everything, or he'll mix up the holes and put it in the wrong place

She wanted romance for March 8, but got a dick in the mouth

Masturbating, yes. But I want to come from your dick 😏

My friends spotted me sucking my dick! Well, you can get laid in front of them, too

I thought it was a courier, but it's an old friend, so much for cheating on my husband

If you can't stand the way I spread my legs, fuck me instead of playing Contra

I don't even know her name, but her tits are about to get a massive blowjob 💦

I called a whore, and my sister came and wouldn't give it to me - suck it, or I'll give it to my mom

What a loser — accidentally drank his wife's lover's sperm after cheating