My husband has a small penis, so from time to time I call an electrician

What would happen if I hit on a friend's mom? Oh, I'm fucking her already 🫣

Fucking three times a month and rent's cheap? I agree, fuck

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

Honey, don't let me down! I have a hard-on, I haven't had one in a year, get undressed

Anal captured 🤌 You're not going anywhere until you take my dick in your ass

I have a boner and you're just lying there! It's no good, let's cum

A friendly hookup-- why not? Fuck me, but first a blowjob

Need to cum in your mouth immediately - wife is perfect for that 😁

If you've got a redheaded sister, she's gonna have sex anyway

Realtor doesn't mind having sex with her client as long as he rents the apartment

I didn't get stuck in the washing machine! But a friend took me from behind without asking

I was given a psychologist and now I'm emotionally stable - I'll come again

She wanted romance for March 8, but got a dick in the mouth

My friends spotted me sucking my dick! Well, you can get laid in front of them, too

Wanted to get a nude photo, but got a photographer's dick

My father married young and stupid, but it's good — he wants me

Tired of fucking in public streets and porches, I brought my sweetheart to my dorm

If you can't stand the way I spread my legs, fuck me instead of playing Contra

I thought it was a courier, but it's an old friend, so much for cheating on my husband

The guy got mad and punished the cocky bitch with hard sex

Hey, why did you take off your condom? I'm gonna come inside you

I'm not some motherfucker who fucks his stepdaughter

Intern, fuck harder in the ass, or I'll give you a "2" for practice