Master, spank me and fuck me like a whore, but don't fire me

Dude, a blowjob is not a blowjob! And I'm not gonna spill my sperm

Get high on your dick while I let you — as soon as you get bored, I'll pour sperm in your mouth

Two cream puffs, a face cramp, and that's in 20 minutes! Can you do it again?

My husband came and I didn't! Let him bring a neighbor to orgasms then

She was in pain and begging to be fucked — I dropped everything to twist her on his dick

You didn't fuck up your vacation if you fucked a pretty girl like that with your dick

Bonnie Bowtie stood up on a chair and let her boyfriend lick her ass

Shoved his greased cock into the anus of a silicone blonde

Came on cock, now finger fuck and squirt guaranteed 👌🏻

"The Squid Game" is too hard — I lost and was screwed

Whoever I live with, I get tits and cums. I know the dorm laws

I've already shown my brother my boobs, and he's hiding something hard from me

Oh, the penis is in the girlfriend and the semen is in the girlfriend's penis. One time won't do anything, will it?

Why watch porn when you can stick your dick in that ass?

Said I had a fucking great dick, and I came so hard I was cramping

Sunshine, look into your eyes when you come — am I trying for nothing?

You're so dirty, I'll fuck you till you're done

Show me your tits, take off your panties. You're giving me a boner

The wizard fixed the laptop, fucked someone else's wife, and didn't get caught by her husband

Why are you embarrassed to show your boobs? We're best friends

"Sister, what do you want for New Year's Eve — fuck or 12 iPhones?"

I'll give it to him, I need it! He's got almost a million in Hamster Kombat 🐹

Yes, we suck together. What do you do if your taste in men is the same?