If she ignores you, stick your dick up her ass, she'll pay attention to you

I'm sick of jerking off, I'm gonna teach my friend how to fuck, because he's still a virgin

Not coming out of the bathroom, sister? Then I'll go in myself (all right, in) 😏

If you can't stand the way I spread my legs, fuck me instead of playing Contra

You still want to give me a blowjob? I haven't seen you in ages, but suck it 😏

Oh, is that a creampie? - Don't worry, I'm the one who took a dump in your ass

Wow, she showed her tits, what if she lets me fuck her too? I shouldn't have been so shy

You got caught jerking off, let me jerk you off myself - with my dick 😏

It's not polite to cum inside on the first meeting, so prepare your face for the cum

She asked me to fuck her, I fucked her and I never gave her the discount 😉 😉

Shit, I'm so fucked up, out of the Friendzone and straight into alimony

Wow, the cleaning includes a blowjob and that redhead! I wasn't wrong with the hotel 😏

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

He promised to carry me in his arms, but so far it's just on his dick, but to orgasm

I was waiting for a friend and his wife came in - okay, I'll fuck her 😏

At the university, you can say you're late because you sucked a guy's dick

You fucked your stepmother to orgasm and creampie, now fuck your stepsister

I'm not some motherfucker who fucks his stepdaughter

It's your tits that turn me on! And I complimented you on your tits so I'd give them to you

Husband's on the phone. He feels like the handyman's gonna make him a cooldown right now

Darling, I'm finally fucking you, not a friend. Let's come at the same time

Fucking three times a month and rent's cheap? I agree, fuck

We switched bodies, so what? No one can cancel sex, bro, fuck it!

Gave it to my husband's friend - what a surprise, my husband's a cuckold now