Don't you see? I'm jerking off, that means I want to fuck! You've got a hard-on, too

There's no one to strangle me - I'll look at lesbians and jerk myself off

Watching this video and cums on repeat. So I'm interested

- Holy shit, did you come inside?! - Well, you wanted a change, so here you go

You can't get your voice back with a blowjob. I'll fuck you, and you'll moan in a singsong voice

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

A dick is good, but when a friend girl jerks off before orgasm, it's priceless

I didn't let you fuck me in real life, you decided to fuck me in my sleep 😱 What a twist!

How do you trick a friend into having sex? Oh, I'll touch his dick and see if he gets it

I won't cum in my mouth until I've fucked myself, so spread your legs some more

Fucked the hotel receptionist for making a mess in the room, because the customer is always right

Hey, you didn't come inside! Fuck me again until you pour your sperm in me

The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases

Woke up the girl's sister with a fuck, I gave it to her in the mouth, she wanted to

I'm going on a date, but I can't suck a dick. Man, give me your dick

Wanted tender sex, but he grabbed her by the hair and put it on his dick

Honey, I'm still a virgin in the ass, but for your birthday I'm ready for anal

Said I had a fucking great dick, and I came so hard I was cramping

Get high on your dick while I let you — as soon as you get bored, I'll pour sperm in your mouth

Calm down, I don't like the groom, and I don't give a shit whose dick I suck

So much arguing about where to cum, and in the end the sperm is even on my butt

The informal woman was getting high from being licked, caressed, and fucked

Uncle Kol, why did you take off your pants? What other debt are you going to take with you? 😳

Don't worry if your tits are small, I'll fuck you anyway