She masturbated in the office, and she didn't suck me off - suck it or I'll fire you!

Anal is a favorite form of contraception. Put it in your ass, it won't get in

My wife didn't think to be shy, she just kept fucking in front of me

Your wife from me is out like cum, let her give birth from me

I'll cum in a drunk stepmother - she'll fly in and give birth to my brother! (what a moron 🤨)

Tied his wife up so she wouldn't get aroused when a friend gave her a creampie

Wife only from adultery - okay, I'll call a friend for that, too

Why did you take your dick out of your ass? You should have come inside already 💦

The 69 position was invented for lesbians to come at the same time

I waited for fmf for nothing - they just suck my dick and go on making out

So Lois Griffin made Peter a cooch! And this one turned out to be a whore

Friend girl, I can see that he came inside you, at least let me lick the sperm

It's not scary to fly when you have the sperm of your cuckold husband and his friend

Let's fuck the landlord? The fmf will allow you not to pay rent

Are you going to whore? Here's my dick for you - if you don't come, you can't get out

I'll fuck her first, you'll lick my dick, and then I'll slip it to you. You got it?

The clitoris should be rubbed, then licked - the orgasm will make her shiver

What's wrong with her? She screams and beats like a hysterical bitch from the hard fucking

She seduced a friend and wasn't ready for a big dick - there's a first time for everything

Honey, fuck me, because you only have Atomic Heart

She's so juicy! I've been putting her on my dick all morning and I'm not tired of it

Husband, I'm sorry, I came from a Negro, he just has a bigger dick...

I make sure he doesn't come inside - when you finish fucking him, put his sperm on his tits

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes