I don't like to stay in debt — I'd rather just suck my dick for dinner at the cafe

She gives herself again for the new year, and then asks for expensive clothes

The delivery girl took a dick instead of a tip, because the customer was "all right."

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Gave it to a guy for his birthday sis — he loved it!

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Guys come and go, but you have one friend — fuck me first

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

"You think fingers are enough for me? No, I want a hard cock."

Which one of us is the loser? I only enjoy being fucked

A trainer friend showed an exercise where they both cum at once

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Santa Claus fucked a pretty girl for presents

Guy cums on his panties and had to go home with a wet pussy