I'll take off my teacher's pants and fuck him — it's more fun to fuck

Neighbor, are you a virgin? Well, touch it and stick it in, but don't come inside

What kind of mother walks around half-naked? The one who wants to fuck — obviously

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Oh, son, I forgot you were home, so I took off my clothes... Do you have a boner?

What's between the boys' legs? At least I'll look at my brother's while he's asleep

Face it, maids, your husband won't give you that much money for sex

The patient's arm hurts, his wife is away... Well, I'll suck it, I'm a nurse

Fucked up the psychologist with stories about cheating — now he's going to fuck her up

Of course I freaked out. I didn't realize my neighbor was here to fuck

The wizard fixed the laptop, fucked someone else's wife, and didn't get caught by her husband

Put her friend on her husband's dick to jerk off to them on the sidelines

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I'm not ready for beach sex, but sex BEFORE the beach is fine

Neighbor, you take what you need in the kitchen, I'm busy babbling here

I won't suck a stranger's dick, although I would do it for $300

You can't surprise a girl with your dick for her birthday, but a stranger's dick...

Didn't want to fuck on the plane, well here we are in the hotel — get your dick out

Honey, are you out of your fucking mind? I'm swallowing my dick, don't ignore me

Yeah, I haven't taken a dick in a tent yet, here's a pussy, please

The cameramen didn't hide the boners and the model worked hard for everyone

When I asked for a ride, I wanted to ride a dick, but a motorcycle will do, too

Did you dream we were fucking? Well, what are you waiting for? Hop in

Son, come here, don't judge, but I need a dick for my new job