I'll rip her pantyhose off and fuck the bitch even if she doesn't want to

"The Squid Game" is too hard — I lost and was screwed

Not getting laid already makes my legs cramp and my pussy hurt — I'm going to my neighbor's right now

You showed up drunk from your friend's house? Here's your dick, apologize

Son, what kind of a request is that, I don't even give your daddy anal

Honey, did you cum yet? Fuck me again, I need an orgasm, too

You got the wrong number and called an escort instead of a cook — even better

All right, brother, touch your boobs, but don't tell your mother about it. You got it?

It only takes me two minutes to bring the redhead to a squirt

Oh, you're a friend of my boyfriend's? Perfect timing, because I love to fuck so much

If I cum on my wife's tits, whose sperm is on that whore's ass?

He poured all his sperm into her vagina — now you can go to school

Hiding from your big sister? Of course I'm not, just suck my dick

Declared a week of blowjobs, because she won't have sex these days either

What a student — she sees a dick and immediately wants to fuck

Someone has to fuck my wife while I'm at work — I'll ask a friend

Called a lifeguard, and he just cussed and roughly fucked me

What a good friend I am — I fixed her laptop and fucked her good

While you were jerking off, this mom managed to cum two times in a row

You can't fuck the secretary at work — it's good that the wife always gives

Filled another man's wife's asshole with sperm, because the pussy is only for her husband

If you want to pass an exam without preparation, give yourself to a teacher

Somebody's mama's getting wet just thinking about your dick — listen to this

You tell me, what does she do better in the kitchen — cooking or fucking?