Don't look at me like that, you've come so many times, now it's my turn

That orgasm was so fucking awesome that my wife forgot how to breathe

Well, since you got the wrong number, be smart and get on your dick

And why is she so many times and I only one? But abundantly

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Offered to film the homework, gave on camera without question - I'll get married!