Plumber, what pipes, I have a leak right here, start fixing it

Isn't that my sister? I'll blackmail her, she won't get away with jerking off

Brother, teach me how to suck a dick, or the guy will think I'm a virgin

I repeat, do not jerk off, but fuck your mom. I taught you how to fuck

Wait, I can't suck it. I have to tell a guy a quick lie

A creampie is needed after a massage - surely your boyfriend won't mind?

I gagged her so she wouldn't mind the cock in her ass, she gets high

Look at how humiliated the husband is! Cheating with 2 cocks and getting high

I slept with a friend's mom 😍 It was my first sex, I became a man

I cum when she orgasms, so I've cum five times 💦

I asked him to put it inside me, I liked to orgasm with him

As long as my wife doesn't find out that psychologist blew me

You guys are the reason I'm in a flood! So fuck me with two dicks non-stop

What a guy, sister 🙄 Even I could fuck you like that 😏

Is that a creampie? I'm not ready. Having a half-brother is creampie

What the fuck, sister? I'll punish you for giving to everyone but me 🤬

She loves sex in the bathhouse 💨 I'm gonna fuck her and then I'm gonna steam her

Neighbor, I'm outraged and horny! You've fucked everyone, but what about me?

Yeah, I got you! Why should I help you when I can fuck you?

Offered goodbye sex is a relationship classic 😉

Tarantino wrote the dialog, and I took a leak on the delivery girl's ass 💦

I didn't miss you, I missed your dick 🥵 Ex, fuck me soon

This maid's got a lot of work to do, so don't fuck her around too long

Write for the guy that you're out with your girlfriend and I'll scramble you 😏