"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

"Oh, you're up and breakfast isn't ready yet. How about a blowjob?"

I wanted to have sex so badly that I asked the first guy I saw home

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Tired of doing yoga — tricked and seduced a stranger for a fuck

Hillbilly slut agreed to have sex for only $1

Invited a friend to watch a movie together, but she quickly got bored

I was tired of my husband dodging sex, so I took the initiative myself

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

I lied that I wasn't videotaping and she proceeded to swallow my dick

Made a babe swallow cock to distract from a boring book

"Sister, remember, no one must know that I taught you to suck."

I couldn't cum on my own, so I called my boyfriend to help me

Took his dick out of his pants and distracted his Russian girlfriend from playing the PlayStation

Another morning with a girlfriend who always wants to fuck

Came in to meet the new roommate and she was busy masturbating

Paid a student 200 bucks to show her boobs

Brags to her husband about sucking another man's dick right in the process

A young wife tries to get the attention of her nerdy husband

No place to go to get laid — had to get laid in front of people

Don't bullshit, let's get laid and burn calories!

Where did you come from in torn tights, huh? Admit it, or I'll tear you

Honey, look into your eyes when you suck your dick, and don't forget your balls

What's there to think about — here are Airpods for you, if you agree to get laid