I was just sunbathing naked, so I fucked myself

What are you saying, you've never sucked a dick? Here's your father's dick, learn

If Luxury Girl wants to get laid, nothing can stop her

He brought a friend over to fuck me with two cocks and I got married with luck

I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

Never had a girlfriend? Here, touch your pussy, gain experience

How convenient to cheat by the pool — you can wash off other people's sperm right away

You should have swallowed the sperm quicker, or you'd have smeared it all over your dress

The sex was great 🔥 But now my brother's semen is leaking out of me, okak

Brother, I bet I jerk off better than your ex-girlfriend — I'll prove it

Are you fucked up at work? So fuck me with a creampie when I'm ovulating

That's cum all over your tits, if you talk dirty and fuck well

Uncle, why are you jerking off? I know how to suck. Want to see?

So what if I'm married? My husband won't know I came with my neighbor 🤤

Without your mother, it's like having no hands! You can't even jerk off properly

I'm going over to my neighbor's house to see if he has a big dick, and I want to suck it so bad

Do you even understand innuendo? I showed you my boobs for a reason

Fucking one of these puts you in the holiday mood 🍊

They put a new girl in, and I cums. She's the one who's not getting laid!

I'm masturbating to you, maybe it's time to get laid We've been drinking

It's for your daddy! Okay, you can fuck me, but in confidence 🤫

Your wife's asleep, let's fuck mine - she's not used to fucking two cocks

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

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