I didn't know that a friend would split the check, so I gave it to the toilet

Professor, you can fuck me with your hand in the toilet, as long as you give me an "A"

I fuck the bitch in and out of her pussy, and we don't even know each other

Do you like to suck a big cock? Love to get cum right down your throat, too

Honey, fuck me gently first, then I'll suck you deep, I promise

Mom, why do you need to look for fuckers when your son's dick is bigger anyway?

With my parents, of course, it's fun, but I'd rather masturbate in the toilet

The whore is in her repertoire — no pants on, in the toilet fucked

Just getting ready to do the laundry, and the guy's already got his dick out

Now we have to wait six months for spring to fuck her in public like this

So that's why you can't get into the bathroom on an airplane!

She drank a stronger cocktail to make it easier to pay for it

Met a tipsy babe in a bar and immediately punked her

So my daughter won't get dumped by her boyfriend, I'll teach her how to fuck so he'll freak the fuck out

Wife, what the hell? I bring you to the mall and you're in the car jerking off

Actually, waitresses aren't allowed to fuck on the job, but we're quick

Sweetheart, I need a penis right away. Be quiet, or my friends will hear

This bartender is not picky — whoever stays at the bar sucks it

My brother called me a slut for masturbating in the toilet, but at least he helped me

You can do these butt exercises in a public restroom

Either you give a blowjob or get out of the apartment. Make your choice quickly

You don't want to suck your brother's dick? Then I'll tell my mom everything I know

Called a friend to show him how to fuck a girl in the anus

There's not much room in the train compartment, but we had a great time